Come little Billy sit on your fathers lap next to roaring glow of a gas powered eternalog fire. It’s time to learn how to be a man. First everything you like is stupid & everything your friends enjoy is asinine and pointless; there is no santa claus,.... and wait a fucking minute did spell check just tell me I need to capitalize santa claus fuck that! I know it’s a proper name and shit but it’s a fucking fake ass mortally obese man who rides reindeer and sells Coke products. I’m not going to capitalize the name of a fictional cartoon character be it jesus, santa, or donald trump. Asscake sandwiches I had a real article I was going to write and a valid point to make (or a least a valid point to my alcohol soaked brain cells) but now- shit what was I going to say? Screw it…..
Spell check is there to make lesser peope feel like illiterate idiots. Thanks for not becomig another statistic.
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