Why dost our children have no action stars? Why has Apple ruined our world? Why is Chessdogg feeling assraped by James Cameron? Find out on this episode of the ChessandKay show.
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Chessdogg's note: I chose the title "apples are for twats", because if you support Steve jobs you are a TWAT. And because if it wasn't for all you twat husks (that's you girls) we would still be chillin in the garden of fucking Eden, and i wouldn't have to write shitty jokes on the internet, but no YOU had to EAT some shit a snake told you to eat. Top Notch laidies!
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ReplyDeleteWell even the devil was an angel before he tried to rush the throne. Lord they threw him down in hell there all alone. And now he builds a castle out of the sinners bones. You'd be angry too if you could never go home...\
ReplyDeleteSorry, a Devil Makes Three lyric is all I can retort with right now.
I can't believe nobody said Jason Statham.
ReplyDeleteI think one of the reasons why we don't have action stars anymore is because we don't really have action movies anymore. There are very few movies that are made now that have action for the sake of having action. That's what always made action movies great. Nowadays, you can't make a movie like that unless you're Micheal Bay. Movies have just changed with the times to where plot matters.